Send Us Your Stalkers!

Before I write anymore I would like to stress that if you feel AT ALL threatened by an individual, be it online or physically, forget about this website and contact the authorities immediately. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Move away from your computer screen, call your local police, file a restraining order, and take all the steps you can to start protecting yourself.

I’m serious – if you’re even slightly uneasy, go do it right now. We’ll still be here when you get back.

If however, you’re like us and are just really fucking annoyed by someone who just can’t/won’t take the most obvious of  hints, please, expose them to the public.  Send us some screenshots of them pulling up your blog, we’ll let you know once we get it up, and then you can tweet the link. Trust us, there’s nothing funnier than timing how long it takes someone to pull up a post after you tweet. In fact, it’s become a running joke with us.